Ode to the Tape Gun

I thought that I didn't need you.
I assumed you were not much better than the tape-roll-thing that I already had.
Your price was more than I really wanted to spend on a tape gun.

I've never had a product change my life the way that you have.
Your cushioned handle and green color have made packing more pleasurable.
It took me a while to figure out how you work.  I kept looking for an instruction booklet and wondered if I would have to return you to the store. 

I now have mastered using you. 
When I use you, I feel like a professional packer. 
You are the perfect taping tool and I'm glad that I found you. 

Now, let's go tape some boxes!!